Bad Lady May Bothers Me
(With sincere apologies to AA Milne)
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Lady May had majority with great big knobs on.
She went amongst dissenters and bipped them on the head.
On Wednesday and on Saturday, but mostly on the latter day,
She pulled out all her policies and this is what she said.

“Strong and Stable” (ting-ling)
“Strong and Stable” (rat tat!)
“Strong and Stable, May’s able –
Take that, and that, and that!”

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Lady May had a battle bus with great big signs on;
‘Teresa May for Britain’ – which made her very proud.
On Tuesday and on Friday, just to make the street look tidy,
She’d collect the Tory faithful and call them random crowd.

“Brexit means Brexit (yaaaah bo!)
Brexit means Brexit (haaaa haaaa!)
Strong and Stable, May’s able –
Truly paint me Tory Blue.”

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Lady May arose one morning, could find no majority;
She stumbled into power needing second party help.
She’d done a hundred U-turns when the Irish party saved her,
And the thousand million reasons made journos yelp and yelp!

“You are Lady May? Indeed!
You are Lady May? Pooh Pooh!
Strong and Stable May’s able?
– For the many or just the few?”

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Lady May went to Europe and found a lot of problems.
They pulled her out and dried her out and blipped her on the head.
They took her by her fancy shoes and hurled her into ditches
And they pushed her hard on citizens rights and this is what they said:

“Below Expectations – try more,
Below Expectations – what’ll you pay;
Strong and Stable May’s able? –
In judgement over this, we demand ECJ”

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Lady May struggled home again and chatted with big beast friends.
Lady May grabbed her manifesto and threw it on the fire.
She left big beasts fighting over who should get the spurs on
And goes around the village now as Teresa May (expired).

“I am Lady May? Oh No!
I am Lady May? Who’s she?
I have’t got any title, just ex PM;
Plain Mrs. Teresa May (MP.)”

©Keith Murphy