On the news that Kenneth Clarke has called for Article 50 to be revoked…

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Our Father Ken

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(With my sincere apologies to all who value and love the original version).

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Our Father, who art in the House,

Kenneth be thy name;

Thy revocation come;

Thy vote be won,

To avoid this Armageddon

Give us this day Art 50 shred.

And forgive us our blue port passes,

As we forgive those who paint their red bus.

And lead us not into negotiation;

But deliver us from upheaval,

For thine is the wisdom,

Despite you’re a Tory.

Art 50 now sever.

Amen