Brexit Sonnet No. 108 – ‘No Buyers for This Exit Lease’

When I have ‘stuff’ that’s of no use to me,
I’ll flog it off on ebay or the like.
I’ll get a price a buyer can agree,
We’ll have a chat, and deal we both will strike.
I’ve scoured the ebay pages up and down,
I’ve checked my Facebook page, and Gumtree site,
But alas, Mrs. May of London town,
Has no ad for agreement or the like.
The door of Number Ten now needs a stop,
This thickly tome is suited for this strain.
As Brexit Secs rotate, and change and chop,
This door forever open, needs must remain.
So perhaps no buyers for this Exit lease,
Remain in Europe, this nonsense now must cease!

©Keith Murphy