Brexit Sonnet No. 92 – ‘Lie Line Technology’

I’ve seen the solution on Russian fields of green,
Goal Line Technology – I’m told it’s very neat.
The ball may be spinning fast across the screen,
But know ye now, if the line’s been beat.
Can’t we have similar in marbled halls of state,
And see those spinning Brexit claims replayed?
An LLT test – by Commons exit gate.
For Lie Line Technology – hallelujah! We are saved!
Screens now set on College Green to view,
With LLT, not GLT deployed.
As words of Brexit drip from lips untrue,
Our LLT shows both the null and void.
No longer left in doubt or disbelief,
Our LLT, our round the clock relief!

©Keith Murphy